lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

(via sociallydistasteful)

becausebirds:

What could possibly be going on in there??

(via whenthestormisover)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via lillystateofmind)

 [Taylor at 16]: “My dream is to look out into a crowd of thousands of people, and have them singing back the words to my songs. That, to me, would be just everything I’ve ever hoped for.” 

(Source: taylorsvift, via taylorsvift)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

image

(Source: lesandmiserable, via candyumbrella)

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

(via lillystateofmind)

gayconversiontherapy:

me when the iphone 6 comes out and I still have a 5s

image

(via lillystateofmind)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via lillystateofmind)

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

(Source: slashersivi, via damonsdimples)

"Nametags are designed to make other people feel comfortable, so they can come up and talk to you. I want people to be uncomfortable, so they don’t talk to me at all."

Carrie Wells, summing up the exact thoughts of everyone ever. (via zacharylevicaneatmysaladanyday)

(Source: mykindofidiot, via zacharylevicaneatmysaladanyday)

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."

George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons (via hplyrikz)

(Source: HpLyrikz.com, via hplyrikz)

royalwatcher:

Prince Harry today talking to a reporter about the news of his brother and sister in law, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s new pregnancy.
Guess being further in line to the throne doesn’t bother him that much!

(via brunettewithburnetts)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via brunettewithburnetts)

"Hey, so what are you doing after class, got any plans for the weekend?"

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

(via brunettewithburnetts)

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