follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

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uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

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"If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me. Do I envy Jennifer Hudson for being able to lose all that weight and look smokin’ hot? Of course, yes. Do I sometimes look at Gisele Bundchen and wonder how awesome life would be if I never had to wear Spanx? Duh, of course. That’s kind of the point of Gisele Bundchen. And maybe I will, once or twice, for a very short period of time. But on the list of things I want to do in my lifetime, that’s not near the top. I mean, it’s not near the bottom either. I’d say it’s right above “learn to drive a vespa,” but several notches below “film a chase scene for a movie."

Mindy Kaling (via mindythings)

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sadbeautifultragic:

sometimes taylor dresses like she just came from playing tennis at her husband’s mansion in upstate New York and then sometimes she dresses in all black with 4-inch-heels and she looks like she just killed someone and used their blood as lipstick and that is truly inspiring

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Mr. President, can you tell us right now if you’ll be seeking a second term?

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catherinedeneuev:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

(Source: meryylstreep, via impulsive-and-inlove)

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

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enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

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